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Q: How do you keep an Liverpool fan from masterbating? A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
A: A wind tunnel. Q: What ship didn't make it to Liverpool? A: The bucket. A: A battery has a positive side.
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One day while driving along, he saw a priest. Q: Why are Liverpool jokes getting dumb and dumber? Q: Whats the difference between Liverpool and a mosquito? A: They're both empty from the neck up. A: A cheat.
A: The tea stays in the cup longer! A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television. A: You paint Red Devils on his dick and he won't beat it for 4 years! Q: What do I have in common with Liverpool? A: Liverpoll mosquito stops sucking.
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See our terms and conditions for lkverpool details. We do not associate ourselves with any of the submissions, nor do we take responsibility for any statements made or opinions expressed. Not really knowing what a Liverpool supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the luverpool and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Liverpool supporter. Q: What is the difference between a battery and an Scouser? Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while! A: Because the cup's always in Manchester!
Q: What is the shortest book in the world called? Q: What is the difference between an Liverpool supporter and a baby?
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I'll give you a lift! Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and a Liverpool striker? A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father? But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Q: Why is it so easy to score on the Liverpool defense?
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Q: What is the difference between Liverpool and a cup of tea? Shall I call your wife for you? Prince Liverpoil married Camilla Bowles 2. It said it was to weak. There is, however, one exception. She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad.
Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Liverpool. Career Day It's career day in primary school where each student talks about what their dad does. A: Because you can park in the handicap zone! Q: Why do Liverpool fans suck at geometry? A: Ask a Liverpool supporter!
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Q: What do you get when you cross liverpool with a policeman? A: So blind people could laugh at them too! A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions. A: Shoot the Liverpool Fan.
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A: The accused. See our terms and conditions for further details. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
Q: Why do Liverpool blokes drink from a saucer? A: Because Liverpool supporters have started to make them up themselves.