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Is it really that fun? Is it even sexy? I tried it maybe twice in my life. The second time, I texted him, "We can have sex until the cows cum home. Well, all I received was silence, and then, three hours later, he sent a text asking me if I fed my dog. Fxils since retired to my usual texting regime of typing grocery lists and pictures of people who fakls asleep on the train.

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That goes for both the sender and the recipient.

And when you compare these to your own experiences, you may realize that hey, maybe you're not so bad at this sexting business after all. I tried it maybe twice in my life. If you're going to text the wrong person, at least make it someone with a healthy sense of humor, like this guy.

I've since retired to my usual texting regime of typing grocery lists and pictures of people who fell asleep on the falls. Most of us could use a refresher on how to sext.

Sorry bye sorry bye sorry bye. Does sexy-talk-via-text bring out the animal in you?

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At night, everyone say a prayer of thanks that they didn't bring up their dad during a sexting convo, like these gems of humans did. These people literally got what they asked for.

Is it really fwils fun? For example, some folks may sext too boldly right from the onset, disgusting the other person instead of having the opposite effect.

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And then there are others who just call sexy like they see sexy. Does sharing your innermost sensual thoughts with another person thrill you into the wee hours of the morning?

When you don't share the same life plans or taste in opening lines. Or do you often have trouble fuhny the most tantalizing words and pictures to make sexting work?

So without further ado, here are 10 of the most hilarious sexting fails we could find online. The second time, I texted him, "We can have sex until sextimg cows cum home. When one of you is clearly distracted.

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When one of you would just prefer to be left alone. But in this case Or are your attempts to sext more often cut-off before they even begin? Alas, for some, the message just gets away from them entirely.

Is it even sexy? Well, all I received was silence, and then, three hours later, he sent a text asking me if I fed my dog. When the conversation starts going down the toilet.

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When one of you is a major over-sharer. And finally, when you both give up waaaaay too quickly.

When "accidents" happen. This guy didn't even get that far.

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But thankfully, the hilarious sexting fails of these people below made me feel a whole lot better about the "LOL" thing: At least I used the English language in my scenario. When one of you is too blunt from the get-go. When you're talking about two completely different things.